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Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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Cool dad.

#1 - On 10/01/2011 at 12:19am by Moota

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UR DADS THE BEST XD

#2 - On 10/01/2011 at 12:19am by jonnyblackless

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