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Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34083) - you deserved it (2441)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

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Your parents didn't want you to move out so they hired an arsonist, basically, me.

#8 - On 09/28/2011 at 6:05am by mk58

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Sorry, I tried to tell Bob not to play with lighters.

#4 - On 09/28/2011 at 6:00am by saIty

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