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Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8671) - you deserved it (25548)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Talk about irony...

#1 - On 09/25/2011 at 6:31am by takeapieandrun

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Epic win for the lanyard.

#4 - On 09/25/2011 at 6:34am by kkmwong

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