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Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by hatty - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

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Wow call the cops and give tell them what he looks like. FYL. But you should have checked his ID.

#1 - On 09/23/2011 at 11:50am by stormchaser24

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This is why I don't trust valet parking.

#4 - On 09/23/2011 at 11:54am by zniltiaC

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