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Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

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By American standards, that is friendly and peaceful. Here, you'd get pelted with bullets.

#7 - On 09/23/2011 at 9:26am by perdix

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That is eggsactly what she was afraid of happening, I hope you eggsplain to her that that is not normal and she has nothing to get eggcited about.
gay, I know...

#6 - On 09/23/2011 at 9:24am by hotPinklipstick

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