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Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
By American standards, that is friendly and peaceful. Here, you'd get pelted with bullets.
That is eggsactly what she was afraid of happening, I hope you eggsplain to her that that is not normal and she has nothing to get eggcited about.
gay, I know...
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