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Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23229) - you deserved it (2223)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

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Awww she is so sweet!

#2 - On 09/20/2011 at 9:51am by Nojodas2

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Should've told her she's a geriatric old crone who should've been dumped in a home years ago.

#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 9:54am by Showmehowtolive

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