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Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (5942)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by steph - China

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Locky you

#5 - On 09/13/2011 at 7:08pm by Mitch_Connor

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Where?

#3 - On 09/13/2011 at 7:07pm by onthetoilet

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