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Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20812) - you deserved it (45452)

On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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well, you kinda asked for that one.

#1 - On 05/09/2009 at 2:14pm by fretforyerlatte

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Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!

#5 - On 05/09/2009 at 2:18pm by mcsnelly

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