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Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9057) - you deserved it (81298)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! Fuck your friend's life!

#5 - On 05/09/2009 at 6:58am by onigiriqueen

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Well, that was smart.

#1 - On 05/09/2009 at 6:51am by FaperPairy

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