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Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by TheJazzKid - United States (California)

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You should have continued.. It just made a dramatic entrance to your performance.. Shoulda been all sexy with it. Lol.

#2 - On 08/30/2011 at 2:38am by hotcaligirl

See in context

+32 | 10

Should've pulled out a chair and did that sexy waterfall pose you always see in movies

#8 - On 08/30/2011 at 2:46am by Buttsexpirate

See in context

+31 | 8

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