Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pounds father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27159) - you deserved it (2705)
On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)
candie's life also sucksToday, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised…
JJAnd also deserved itToday, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After…
#1 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:08am by marijuanasmoker4
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+171 | 3
Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.
#5 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:09am by jallred254
+86 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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