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Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pounds father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (2804)

On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)

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Bear Hug!

#1 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:08am by marijuanasmoker4

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Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.

#5 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:09am by jallred254

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