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Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7031) - you deserved it (60163)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

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Ydi for lying

#1 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:44pm by WCARlover

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Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI

#2 - On 08/27/2011 at 8:44pm by glutgyoogle

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