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Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17245) - you deserved it (1493)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Anyone else not get this?

#5 - On 08/25/2011 at 8:06pm by hailphire130

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Great "friends" of yours

#2 - On 08/25/2011 at 8:02pm by crazyrunnergirl

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