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Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML

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On 08/24/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by josie345 - United States

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That guy is obviously a noob in the biking world.

#11 - On 08/25/2011 at 2:53am by Sunny_Eclipse

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Everytime I hear caravan I think of Cass from FNV.... I need to get out more.

#7 - On 08/25/2011 at 2:51am by anorexicbarbie

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