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Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34692) - you deserved it (4458)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by alie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Yeah I agree, if that was at work, report that shit.

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:40pm by ohgeez

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Are you sure they meant it in the sense that they were saying *you* were fat. They could have said it in a jealous way implying they could never wear horizontals because they are too fat and are therefore jealous of your ability to do so.

#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:47pm by skeptical_of_intentions

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