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Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28362) - you deserved it (4059)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

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and therefore will be faster than everyone during the game. :D

#3 - On 08/19/2011 at 7:22pm by flockz

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Well, they are all gonna suck on the field, don't worry coach WILL notice. And plus, you did the right thing!(:

#4 - On 08/19/2011 at 7:22pm by heyy17

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