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Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25546) - you deserved it (4506)

On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

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Use your shoe to smush the moth. Use the same shoe to smack the crap out of your family members.

#10 - On 08/18/2011 at 6:05am by RedPillSucks

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The next morning, wake up early and cook them a nice breakfast with some nice coffee. Letting them know there's ground moths in their food and coffee is your choice though.

#9 - On 08/18/2011 at 6:04am by Ldesu

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