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Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (5154)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

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Easy. Kill the damn thing.

#3 - On 08/16/2011 at 6:16pm by Passion4Makeup

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Just wait till he croaks it. Then you're golden! :D

#1 - On 08/16/2011 at 6:16pm by zah_ali

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