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Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20237) - you deserved it (7659)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

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Polly want an orange

#1 - On 08/16/2011 at 12:53pm by firegirl1993

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Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.

#5 - On 08/16/2011 at 12:54pm by iAmScrubs

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