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Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (2473)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

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Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

#2 - On 08/16/2011 at 9:55am by saIty

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You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

#9 - On 08/16/2011 at 10:00am by the_easter_bunny

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