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Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24757) - you deserved it (4829)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by Michael tee - United States (Colorado)

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I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..

#4 - On 08/11/2011 at 7:03pm by vballcutie08

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Yes, that counts.

#5 - On 08/11/2011 at 7:03pm by bellakaykid

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