Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML
Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
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Top comments
staychill 16
yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.
goin4Ayog 0
maybe it wasn't sarcastic?
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Comments (171)
staychill 16
yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.
genesisnirvana 11
OP should have obviously joined in.
gntfmlingnow 12
That other guy owns.
Pixxio_O 11
That my friend, was bonding :')
daisyloo 7
What song were you singing?
themaddog 0
^ that new damn Rebecca black song.
Pixxio_O 11
Yup because it was her 'moment' in the toilet...
lackofhobby 2
"Drop it like a pro! Drop it like pro"
iluvboobies 9
Should have harmonized together, OP. And should've used farts to lay down a nice beat.
NoWaySick 0
she was singin "Siitin on a toilet" reference to =3 **
glenzhao2 16
Yeah, I'm with 64, like what's wrong with a little bathroom acapella?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
don't tell me what to do. I can song wherever I wanna fool. XD
Elphieba 4
75 RWJ rules. If that happened to me I'd be like " are you done?" then yell regardless of answer " WELL SHADDAP THEN!!!"
imthatguythatdid 0
Yes i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!! (i jizzed inmypants, yes-i-jizzedinmypants) AHHHH-UHH-UH
schmelia 10
How do you sing sarcastically?
fadingfaith 4
#139 sing the song Friday. Does that answer your question?
tx_beast 5
Y'all shoulda just broken out in a duet then and there!
goin4Ayog 0
maybe it wasn't sarcastic?
bosca09 4
Lol
Jvr91 8
Yeah maybe he just likes that song too
docscientist 9
I hope it was sarcastic. That'd make this fml as sweet as op described it.
annasworld 3
hey at least it wasn't awkward ;)
elmogoezRAWR 0
That awkward moment where you wink at someone while talking about the lack of awkwardness.
lilpoet257 2
I've had that happen before
themaddog 0
Except when it happened to you, you were taking it up the pooper.
CryMoreFMLs 14
I don't like your profile maddog. You started with an insult, followed by a "mother" joke (which lost it's hilarity looong ago), then followed with a compliment? Too contradictory. Also: KaySL is the female version of God on FML, except she only strikes when idiots need to be punished. I have creeped your profile, commented, and stated my opinion. Take it as you will.
MrSassypants 33
98 KaySL is actually genderless.
CryMoreFMLs 14
Says KaySL is a Miss... Oh well... Nobody lies on the internet...
gynoid 0
BOOM!
lil_ham1644 29
I'm on here like 24/7 for like 3 years & never heard of her...
bellakaykid 6
Save it for the shower. It's much safer there!
themaddog 0
Unless unknowingly, another person is in the shower with you. And you drop the soap.
iianalove987 7
Buddy the elf? :)
alic3g 0
...or is it?
97soccerluv 4
I would have kept singing. ^_^
nineoclockstart 0
I know u! From opinionaided! :p
shamille 5
Sing in harmony XD
HomeAl0ne 20
"Doop, doop, doop, doop, another one bites the dust! And another one's gone, and another one's gone, another one bites the dust yeah...."
themaddog 0
Another one bites the dust!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Hey, I'm gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust!
Simpson143 2
"There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man. And bring him to the ground. You can beat him. You can cheat him. You can treat him bad, and leave him when he's down." I love that song!
cabbitt 0
The three of you are full of win.
DeathbatAttack 17
so true 131
Awahso 25
Never had a bathroom musical before?
MrSassypants 33
Sounds ten times better than high school musical.
elmogoezRAWR 0
Stinks less, too,
fizzamj 6
Badum tsh!
taytoc 10
Should have started singing louder
bthomas0319 2
This isn't an FML, it's just creepy..
bthomas0319 2
Thanks, FML Team(:
NoOrdinaryNZer 28
Ydi m8