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Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

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yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

#1 - On 08/11/2011 at 7:02pm by staychill

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maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

#2 - On 08/11/2011 at 7:02pm by goin4Ayog

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