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Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

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Punch her in the face then yell "why so serious!?!?"

#7 - On 08/09/2011 at 6:07am by OcampoFTW

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Cosmetic dentistry is advancing.

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