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Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (4572)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:50am by grant1023

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Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

#5 - On 08/08/2011 at 2:55am by Stylin_Since_97

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