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Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (2183)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Pinkie (woman) - United States (California)

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Some things in life you can't un-see. This is one of them.

#4 - On 08/06/2011 at 7:49pm by gideeupp

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He has to take his shower at an exact time. Nothing will stop him, not even when you are relieving yourself.

#5 - On 08/06/2011 at 7:49pm by saIty

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