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Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26512) - you deserved it (3133)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States

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God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

#3 - On 08/01/2011 at 10:16am by IIIXIII

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OMG no way me too!

#1 - On 08/01/2011 at 10:15am by aj91498

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