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Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30921) - you deserved it (4437)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

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Awkward...

#1 - On 07/31/2011 at 1:11pm by ktpl44

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That wasn't a regular doll, it was life sized blow-up doll. And that wasn't voodoo, that was a homoerotic, incestual fantasy. It happens to all siblings every once in a while. Hopefully you feel better about the situation now.

#13 - On 07/31/2011 at 1:16pm by every1luvsboners

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