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Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15040) - you deserved it (55518)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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You totally deserve it.

#3 - On 07/30/2011 at 10:17am by YacL

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Geese some people can't take a joke

#7 - On 07/30/2011 at 10:17am by zaveeshaveesh3

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