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Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30455) - you deserved it (11614)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

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It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

#3 - On 07/27/2011 at 3:40am by ambizzles

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Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

#5 - On 07/27/2011 at 3:41am by iAmScrubs

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