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Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24166) - you deserved it (1898)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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How long was the cloud of dust around your porch that you didn't notice them taking stuff?

#4 - On 07/26/2011 at 3:16am by allmidnighteyes

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Those bastards, take their lawn ornaments.

#11 - On 07/26/2011 at 3:20am by WHOWASTHEPHONE

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