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Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML
How long was the cloud of dust around your porch that you didn't notice them taking stuff?
Those bastards, take their lawn ornaments.
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