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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)

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What a perv.

#1 - On 07/24/2011 at 9:52am by Doortje

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Well he was obviously waiting for you to ask him to join. How insensitive of you not to.

#5 - On 07/24/2011 at 9:52am by thesunsetglow

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