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Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24811) - you deserved it (2804)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States

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Thats what parents do, don't bother reasoning with her.

#5 - On 07/23/2011 at 6:05pm by takeapieandrun

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Obviously she's telling you something. You inherited her bad genes.

#8 - On 07/23/2011 at 6:06pm by TobiPuppy

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