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Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32017) - you deserved it (4100)

On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States

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What kind of hotel is that?

#2 - On 07/23/2011 at 10:05am by julielee509

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My closet does that! Thankfully I don't sleep in my closet

#6 - On 07/23/2011 at 10:08am by rosha267

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