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Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32478) - you deserved it (2454)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Dear OP
Happy birthday.
Sincerely,
Your friends from FML

#5 - On 07/21/2011 at 8:29pm by Tristyxxx

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she forgot because she didn't sign in to Facebook

#7 - On 07/21/2011 at 8:29pm by alpaquette91

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