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Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (6730)

On 07/19/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Miriden - United States

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Sassy telemarketor

#1 - On 07/19/2011 at 1:10pm by purpleamandapand

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You shouln't have spoken from your annoyance; Instead, a simple "Fuck off", followed by a hanging up of the phone would be more efficient.

#11 - On 07/19/2011 at 1:16pm by KatrinaKitten

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