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Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34788) - you deserved it (3676)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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On the bright side you can take the alcohol either drink it, or dump it on the sombrero, then take the fireworks and blow the sombrero to hell and back.

#2 - On 07/18/2011 at 1:11pm by NAU_future

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PARTY!!!!

#4 - On 07/18/2011 at 1:12pm by nicobington

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