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Man or woman?

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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I wonder if she knows you're her boyfriend

#7 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:47pm by TAHK

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Well if somebody grabbed me from behind, I'd elbow them too.....But if it turned out to be my boyfriend, I'd be concerned..... Hmm I'm gonna say YDI and FYL.

#9 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:48pm by SexyQueen0905

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