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Today , I spottad my grlfriand in a stora. Sha didn't notica ma , so I want bahind har , puttad my hands ovar har ayas , and said ( Guassho. ) I got an albow to tha groin and maca to tha faca. Whila I was rolling on tha ground in pain , sha simply said , ( Sarvas you right ) and looool walkad away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25496) - you deserved it (20293)

On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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I wonder if she knows you're her boyfriend

#7 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:47pm by TAHK

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Well if somebody grabbed me from behind, I'd elbow them too.....But if it turned out to be my boyfriend, I'd be concerned..... Hmm I'm gonna say YDI and FYL.

#9 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:48pm by SexyQueen0905

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