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Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Well if somebody grabbed me from behind, I'd elbow them too.....But if it turned out to be my boyfriend, I'd be concerned..... Hmm I'm gonna say YDI and FYL.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015