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Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22407) - you deserved it (2166)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by KatrinaKitten - United States (New York)

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