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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29924) - you deserved it (5022)

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congratulations ur goin to marry abird

#6 - On 07/16/2011 at 10:09am by davemojo

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I think you misunderstood her flapping and screaming as happiness. The truth is she was so mortified at the idea of spending the rest of her life with you that she tried desperately to fly away.

#17 - On 07/16/2011 at 10:18am by DocBastard

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