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Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Why the FUCK would everyone stand in the bathroom and watch a plumber elbow deep in shit?
Was that the most popular item at the potluck? If so, be proud.
Man up and take pride in that slippery beast!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016