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Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43440) - you deserved it (3064)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:40am - misc - by mikesok988 (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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