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Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML


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On 07/14/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by failure (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

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why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 5:35pm by Melofa

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I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

#2 - On 07/14/2011 at 5:37pm by iAmScrubs

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