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Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16447) - you deserved it (6382)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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lol just get the house blessed 0:)

#2 - On 07/14/2011 at 9:46am by letiflor

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