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Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)

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lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:09am by barcalover

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Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already

#11 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:26am by enonymous

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