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Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10156) - you deserved it (92331)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Which head hit the pole

#4 - On 07/13/2011 at 4:34pm by bigmanj28

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I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.

#5 - On 07/13/2011 at 4:34pm by bellakaykid

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