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Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)

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do the chickens have large talons? *adjusts glasses and sniffles*

#6 - On 07/11/2011 at 5:19pm by Niicky

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Hawks. They will admire themselves while destroying cars.

#5 - On 07/11/2011 at 5:18pm by Mi24hind

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