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Today, I left my lights on in my car. I realized it at lunch, made sure to turn the lights off and tried to start it. The battery was dead, and I called my dad to jump it before I got back from my game. I come back from my game and the lights were on. He left the lights on after the jump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39493) - you deserved it (5590)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by stupidlights (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Fail. Both of you

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 4:57am by levitate

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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

#4 - On 05/07/2009 at 4:57am by ReplicasWaifu

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