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Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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And you're POSITIVE she meant 'puter?

#3 - On 05/07/2009 at 3:20am by fleamo

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Ah, that's pretty funny. Pretty awkward too. FYL.

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 3:16am by aerials

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