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Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14686) - you deserved it (46102)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)

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