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Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32994) - you deserved it (2920)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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how dare you not live your life according to their expectations. selfish...

#10 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:13pm by k8izgr8

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you can be perfectly happy and single. Do what you want OP :) it's your life, and if you're happy then that's all that matters

#5 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:12pm by Oublies

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