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Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33066) - you deserved it (3198)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

#11 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:12am by DKjazz

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Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.

#4 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:02am by AffrontedFetus

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