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Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (11179) - you deserved it (957)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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